Real Estate India

Before we move on to some serious, pee in your pants floor plan porn in New York City tomorrow, we thought it might be interesting for the children– partick all the Chicken Little children–if Your Mama did a little mish -mash reporting on a couple of recent price chops and big losses. Much to the chagrin of the paparazzi and much to the delight of tweeners around the world, pop super star Britney Spears has risen Phoenix like from the ashes of her (in)famous mental mess that caused her to fraternize with shady mens , shave her damn head bald in some tawdry beeyootee salon in Sherman Oaks, CA–or some other town in the Valley–and get herself hauled out of her Bev Hills house in an ambew -lance and stuck up in the psych ward of the Cedars-Sinai. After putting the pieces of her puzzled mind back together, Miss Spears went on to make a number one record–that would be the aptly named Circus –and work her stuff in a comeback tour that by all accounts was a raging success

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Mish-Mash Tuesday

BUYER: Paul Giamatti LOCATION: Brooklyn Heights, NY PRICE: $1,300,000 SIZE: 1,400 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Your Mama has spent the better part of the last three days curled up under a cashmere blanket coughing up a lung and doped up on some kind of medicine that makes us feel like we don’t have any legs. Needless to say, we are a little out of the celebrity real estate loop

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Paul Giamatti Buys In Brooklyn Heights

…To inform the children that we are down for the count with a nasty cold we caught from our gal pal The Chicken who was visiting from New York City earlier this week. Not even an emergency IV drip of gin & tonics has taken the edge of our sick off, lamb chops, so rather torture our self trying to whip up something pithy and clever, we’re just going to call it a day.

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Your Mama Regrets…

Every now and then, along comes a well-born and usually quite beautiful gal who at a young and dewy age comes to epitomize the uber-chic intersection between New York City’s nitty gritty downtown art world and uptown high society denizens. In the mid- to late-1960s that female flower of downtown freaky meets uptown money was Jane Holzer (nee Brukenfeld).

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Let’s Talk ‘Bout Baby Jane Holzer

Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief because according to the Orange County Register , Real Housewife of Orange County Jeana Keough has once again pulled a real estate rabbit out of a foreclosure hat. Last week Your Mama discussed and dissected the impending foreclosure and scheduled auction of Miz Keough’s hulking house behind the gates of the upscale Coto de Caza development in the blistering hot inland area of Orange County, CA

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UPDATE: Jeana Keough