Before we move on to some serious, pee in your pants floor plan porn in New York City tomorrow, we thought it might be interesting for the children– partick all the Chicken Little children–if Your Mama did a little mish -mash reporting on a couple of recent price chops and big losses. Much to the chagrin of the paparazzi and much to the delight of tweeners around the world, pop super star Britney Spears has risen Phoenix like from the ashes of her (in)famous mental mess that caused her to fraternize with shady mens , shave her damn head bald in some tawdry beeyootee salon in Sherman Oaks, CA–or some other town in the Valley–and get herself hauled out of her Bev Hills house in an ambew -lance and stuck up in the psych ward of the Cedars-Sinai. After putting the pieces of her puzzled mind back together, Miss Spears went on to make a number one record–that would be the aptly named Circus –and work her stuff in a comeback tour that by all accounts was a raging success
SELLER: Bren Simon LOCATION: Los Angeles (Bel Air), CA PRICE: $50,000,000 SIZE: 19,584 square feet, 8 bedrooms, 16 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Buckle up babies, this is going to be a long and bumpy ride.
SELLER: Robert Gonzalez aka Robert Gant LOCATION: Los Angeles, CA PRICE: $999,000 SIZE: 1,324 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Thanks to an informant Your Mama will call Glenn Gleefullygabs we’ve learned that one of the–if not the –gayest houses in Los Angeles has recently been put up for sale. The Laurel Canyon casita , according to both G.G
SELLER: Linda Lay LOCATION: Houston, TX PRICE: $11,900,000 SIZE: 12,827 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 4 full and 5 half bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: They say everything is bigger down in the the great state of Texas and when it comes to Linda Lay’s sprawling penthouse in Houston, that adage certainly holds true.
BUYER: Jerry Perenchio LOCATION: Beverly Hills, CA PRICE: $9,200,000 SIZE: 7,942 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Although former talent agent turned tee- vee tycoon turned multi-billionaire Jerry Perenchio is an elusive and fiercely private man who eschews publicity or attention of any kind, he lives in one of the most dramatic and recognizable mega-estates in all of Los Angeles.
