Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief because according to the Orange County Register , Real Housewife of Orange County Jeana Keough has once again pulled a real estate rabbit out of a foreclosure hat. Last week Your Mama discussed and dissected the impending foreclosure and scheduled auction of Miz Keough’s hulking house behind the gates of the upscale Coto de Caza development in the blistering hot inland area of Orange County, CA
BUYER: Maurice Marciano LOCATION: Beverly Hills, CA PRICE: $10,000,000 SIZE: 9,000 square feet (approx.), 5 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Oh lo-ward children Your Mama has people streaming in and out of our house for days, tying up the guest room and taking up more of our time than we got to give. We love us some house guests, especially when those house guests are Bunny, Flower and the Chicken, but they are just so damn distracting.
SELLER: Jeana Keough LOCATION: Coto de Caza , CA PRICE: $3,900,000 SIZE: 8,000 square feet, 7 bedrooms, 8.5 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Listen puppies, Your Mama is going to try and be uncharacteristically brief because we’ve discussed the near constant real estate crises of all the The Real Housewives of Orange County to death.
SELLER: Rush Limbaugh LOCATION: Fifth Avenue, New York, NY PRICE: $13,950,000 SIZE: 4,661 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 5.5 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Last spring, right wing radio talk show blowhard Rush Limbaugh made a big stink about selling his New York City apartment due to what he called, “stupid, punitive, and massive tax increases” put into place by outgoing and unpopular New York governor David Patterson. There were few New Yorkers–and certainly none Your Mama knows–who publicly mourned the potential loss of the proudly vitriolic shit stirrer
SELLER: Mike Ovitz LOCATION: Los Angeles, CA PRICE: $8,500,000 SIZE: 8,339 square feet, 7 bedrooms, 7 full and 2 half bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: In early December of 2008, former talent agent and former Hollywood power player Mike Ovitz listed his Los Angeles, CA house with an asking price of $14,500,000 . By the tail end February of 2009 the property had been, according to the peeps at Redfin , de -listed
