Every now and then, along comes a well-born and usually quite beautiful gal who at a young and dewy age comes to epitomize the uber-chic intersection between New York City’s nitty gritty downtown art world and uptown high society denizens. In the mid- to late-1960s that female flower of downtown freaky meets uptown money was Jane Holzer (nee Brukenfeld).
BUYER: Maurice Marciano LOCATION: Beverly Hills, CA PRICE: $10,000,000 SIZE: 9,000 square feet (approx.), 5 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Oh lo-ward children Your Mama has people streaming in and out of our house for days, tying up the guest room and taking up more of our time than we got to give. We love us some house guests, especially when those house guests are Bunny, Flower and the Chicken, but they are just so damn distracting.
SELLER: Mischa Barton LOCATION: Beverly Hills (Post Office), CA SIZE: 7,607 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 10 bathrooms PRICE: $8,395,000 YOUR MAMAS NOTES: It will come as little or no surprise to real estate watchers, gossip glossy readers and celebrity real estate- ophiles that colossally career challenged ack – turus Mischa Barton has quietly put her big ol ‘ Beverly Hills, CA house on the market with an asking price of $8,395,000. It wasn’t too long ago that the pretty former child actor was flying high as an uber -famous 18 year old with a lead role on a now defunct night time drama The OC . She had tons of tweens and paps falling at her feet and her career was poised to blow up big
SELLER: Mel Gibson LOCATION: Malibu, CA PRICE: $14,500,000 SIZE: 5,403 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Thanks to Malibu Mary Your Mama has learned that two-time Oscar winning actor Mel Gibson recently listed his long-time family compound in Malee – boo’s guard-gated Serra Retreat community with an asking price of $14,500,000 . Back in the 1980s and 90s, mouthy Mister Gibson earned mammoth mountains of money for making movies like Braveheart , Ransom , Payback and, of course, the Lethal Weapon franchise
SELLER: Jeana Keough LOCATION: Coto de Caza , CA PRICE: $3,900,000 SIZE: 8,000 square feet, 7 bedrooms, 8.5 bathrooms YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Listen puppies, Your Mama is going to try and be uncharacteristically brief because we’ve discussed the near constant real estate crises of all the The Real Housewives of Orange County to death.
